| Greetings | "How the fuck are you?" |
| Fraud | "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." |
| Dismay | "Oh, fuck it." |
| Trouble | "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." |
| Aggression | "Fuck you!!!" |
| Disgust | "Fuck me!!!" |
| Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief | "What the fuck....?" |
| Difficulty | "I don't understand this fucking thing." |
| Despair | "Fucked again." |
| Good Job | "Congratufuckinglations." (oh, i love this) |
| Desperation | "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck." |
| Incompetence | "He fucks up everything." |
| Disappointment | "This fucking fucker is fucked." |
| Intelligence | "He's a fucking genius." |
| Dismissal | "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?" |
| Displeasure | "What the fuck is going on?" |
| Lost | "Where the fuck are we?" |
| Disbelief | "Unbefuckinglievable!!!" |
| Retaliation | "Up your fucking ass!!!" |
| Laziness | "He's just a fuck-off." |
| Pain | "Fuck ! that hurt." |
| Pleasure | "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" |
| Love | "Do ya Fuck on first dates?" |
| Starting a relationship | "Let's fuck now!" |
| Surprise | "Fucking hell what was that?" |
| Admiration | "Nice fucking tits!" |
| Stupid person | "Dumbfuck!" |
| Hate | "You Fuck!" |
| Condemnation | "Fuck that shit!" |
| Disappointment | "That's not fucking fair." |
| A poker hand | "A Royal Fuck." |
| Ignorant person | "Fuckstick." |
| Denial | "I didn't fucking do it." |
| Perplexity | "I know fuck all about it." |
| Apathy | "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck". |
| Confusion | "What the fuck just happened?" |
| Resignation | "Oh fuck it." |
| Suspicion | "Who the fuck are you?" |
| Panic | "Let's get the fuck out of here!" |
| Directions | "Fuck off." |
| Sex | "Let's fuck." |
| Maternal | "Motherfucker." |
| Incestuous | "Motherfucker." |
| Ambiguity | "I'm not so fucking sure." |
| Agreement | "Absofuckinglutely." |
| Questioning Authority | "Who the fuck do you think you are?" |
| Hypocrisy | "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker." |
| Praising the Lord | "Jesus Fucking Christ." |
| I have a headache | "Go fuck yourself." |
| Refusal | "Oh you can fuck right off." |
| Pissed off | "Fuck the fucking fuckers!" |
| Be quiet | "Shut the fuck up." |
| You're right | "Fucking oath." (Australianism) |
| Ostentation | "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes." |
| Sensuousness | "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots." |
| Confidence | "Fuckin' A." |
| Rage | "Motherfucking fuckers!" |
| Impressed | "That was fucking amazing." |
| Oral sex after 30 years of marriage | "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall) (this is LOL) |
| Bewilderment or Ignorance | "Fucked if I know." |
| Enraged | "I'm gonna fuck you up!" |
| Annoyance | "Fuck off, fucker." |
| Annoyance | "For fuck's sake." |
| Pissed off | "Fuck you, you fucking fuck." |
| Tardiness | "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?" |
| Broken down motorcycle | "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me. |
| Professional appraisal of mechanical failure | "It's fucked." |
| Calling someone | "Oy, fuck face!" |
| Minors | "Fucklings." |
| Morons | "Fucktards." |
| Completely naked | Butthefucknaked |
| Low intelligence | Fuckwit |
| A name for the penis | Fuckstick (as in "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up you") |
| Very good | Fan-fucking-tastic |
| Thanks | "Fuck you very much." |
| Exhaustion | I'm fucked! |
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| hey! look! avril just fuck you! |
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| and heyley too.. LOL |
| AYFKM | Are You Fucking Kidding Me? |
| BBMFIC | Big Bad Mother Fucker In Charge |
| DILLIGAF | Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck |
| FA | Fuck All |
| FFS | For Fuck's Sake |
| FIGJAM | Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me |
| FIIK | Fucked If I Know |
| FOAD | Fuck Off And Die |
| FUBAR | Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FYYFF | Fuck You You Fucking Fucker |
| GAGF | Go And Get Fucked |
| GFY | Go Fuck Yourself |
| GTFO | Get The Fuck Out |
| HMFIC | Head Mother Fucker In Charge |
| HTFU | Harden The Fuck Up |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A Fuck |
| IYGAF | If You Give A Fuck |
| JFGI | Just Fucking Google It |
| LMFAO | Laughed My Fucking Ass Off |
| MILF | Mum (Mom) I'd Like To Fuck |
| NFI | No Fucking Idea |
| NMFP | Not My Fucking Problem |
| RTFM | Read The Fucking Manual |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal All Fucked Up |
| STFU | Shut The Fuck Up |
| TOTGAF | Too Old To Give A Fuck |
| WOFTAM | Waste of Fucking Time and Money |
| WTF | What The Fuck |
| WTFIGO | What The Fuck Is Going On? |
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| u fuckin got this asshole? |
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| upps.. not him.. :3 scroll down |
| General Custer | Where did all them fucking Indians come from? |
| Mayor of Hiroshima | "What the fuck was that?" |
| Captain of the Titanic | "Where's all the fucking water coming from?" |
| Michelangelo | "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?" |
| Einstein | "Any fucker could understand that." |
| Sean Penn | "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck" |
| John Lennon | "Is that a real fucking gun?" |
| Donald Campbell | "The fucking throttle is stuck." |
| Anne Boleyn | "Heads are going to fucking roll." |
| Richard Nixon | "Who's going to fucking know?" |
| Niki Lauda | "I thought I could fucking smell petrol." |
| Mark Thatcher | "What fucking map?" |
| Picasso | "It does fucking look like her." |
| Christopher Columbus | "Where the fuck are we?" |
| Michael Jackson | "It's a fucking skin condition" and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!" |
| Pythagoras | "How the fuck did you work that one out?" |
| Walt Disney | "Fuck a duck." |
| Joan of Arc | "I don't suppose it will fucking rain." |
| George Bush | "Fcuk! I can't spell." |
| Miss Marples | "I haven't got a fucking clue." |
| Noah | "Scattered showers, my fucking arse." |
| Donald Trump | "You're fucking fired!" |
| Judge Judy | "Shut the fuck up!" |
| Paris Hilton | "Fuck me." |
| Ronald Regan to the Pope | "Yes it does fucking hurt." |
| Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 | "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out" |
| John F Kennedy | "Who needs that fucking bubble top?" |
| John F Kennedy | "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head." |
| John F Kennedy Jr. | "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?" |
| Bill Clinton | "I should have fucked her." |
| Bill Clinton | "I didn't fucking inhale!" |
| Hurricane Katrina | "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers." |
| Leonardo da Vinci | "Call that a fucking smile?" |
| Sir Walter Raleigh | "That's another good cloak fucked!" |
| William Tell | "Keep Fucking Still." |
| Angela Merkel | "The greedy fuckers want how fucking much?" |
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| the love.. |
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| dammit! i fall for this! |
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| okay.. if i can search & select any guy from google to be my husband.. i want this type oh guy. (guy with tattoo & beard & tall) :3 |
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| yeah! no regret darling! \m/ |
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| ouhh..fall againn |
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| :3 this is so cute |
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| and my child was like 'hey u bitch! dont even try looking at dad' |
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| :3 super lazy |
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| ohh,, both fallin asleep |
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| ohh.. my child is growing up.. :3 but where? where the hell is my husband beard?? :( should we getting devorce? |
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| reality! my life was like this! and will nvr good enough. lalalala |
