Today i would love to talk about my favourite word.Its 'fuck'.
why?
why i love this word?
im not sure, but it really represent me!
everything i wanna say, my hate, my anger.. Fuck!
but, some people!!
LOVES to judge others!
bad words la.. no manners la..
well, to those people!
FUCK YOU!
and, let me tell ya!
USES OF THE WORD FUCK
-SITUATION
| Greetings | "How the fuck are you?" |
| Fraud | "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." |
| Dismay | "Oh, fuck it." |
| Trouble | "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." |
| Aggression | "Fuck you!!!" |
| Disgust | "Fuck me!!!" |
| Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief | "What the fuck....?" |
| Difficulty | "I don't understand this fucking thing." |
| Despair | "Fucked again." |
| Good Job | "Congratufuckinglations." (oh, i love this) |
| Desperation | "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck." |
| Incompetence | "He fucks up everything." |
| Disappointment | "This fucking fucker is fucked." |
| Intelligence | "He's a fucking genius." |
| Dismissal | "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?" |
| Displeasure | "What the fuck is going on?" |
| Lost | "Where the fuck are we?" |
| Disbelief | "Unbefuckinglievable!!!" |
| Retaliation | "Up your fucking ass!!!" |
| Laziness | "He's just a fuck-off." |
| Pain | "Fuck ! that hurt." |
| Pleasure | "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" |
| Love | "Do ya Fuck on first dates?" |
| Starting a relationship | "Let's fuck now!" |
| Surprise | "Fucking hell what was that?" |
| Admiration | "Nice fucking tits!" |
| Stupid person | "Dumbfuck!" |
| Hate | "You Fuck!" |
| Condemnation | "Fuck that shit!" |
| Disappointment | "That's not fucking fair." |
| A poker hand | "A Royal Fuck." |
| Ignorant person | "Fuckstick." |
| Denial | "I didn't fucking do it." |
| Perplexity | "I know fuck all about it." |
| Apathy | "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck". |
| Confusion | "What the fuck just happened?" |
| Resignation | "Oh fuck it." |
| Suspicion | "Who the fuck are you?" |
| Panic | "Let's get the fuck out of here!" |
| Directions | "Fuck off." |
| Sex | "Let's fuck." |
| Maternal | "Motherfucker." |
| Incestuous | "Motherfucker." |
| Ambiguity | "I'm not so fucking sure." |
| Agreement | "Absofuckinglutely." |
| Questioning Authority | "Who the fuck do you think you are?" |
| Hypocrisy | "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker." |
| Praising the Lord | "Jesus Fucking Christ." |
| I have a headache | "Go fuck yourself." |
| Refusal | "Oh you can fuck right off." |
| Pissed off | "Fuck the fucking fuckers!" |
| Be quiet | "Shut the fuck up." |
| You're right | "Fucking oath." (Australianism) |
| Ostentation | "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes." |
| Sensuousness | "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots." |
| Confidence | "Fuckin' A." |
| Rage | "Motherfucking fuckers!" |
| Impressed | "That was fucking amazing." |
| Oral sex after 30 years of marriage | "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall) (this is LOL) |
| Bewilderment or Ignorance | "Fucked if I know." |
| Enraged | "I'm gonna fuck you up!" |
| Annoyance | "Fuck off, fucker." |
| Annoyance | "For fuck's sake." |
| Pissed off | "Fuck you, you fucking fuck." |
| Tardiness | "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?" |
| Broken down motorcycle | "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me. |
| Professional appraisal of mechanical failure | "It's fucked." |
| Calling someone | "Oy, fuck face!" |
| Minors | "Fucklings." |
| Morons | "Fucktards." |
| Completely naked | Butthefucknaked |
| Low intelligence | Fuckwit |
| A name for the penis | Fuckstick (as in "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up you") |
| Very good | Fan-fucking-tastic |
| Thanks | "Fuck you very much." |
| Exhaustion | I'm fucked! |
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| hey! look! avril just fuck you! |
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| and heyley too.. LOL |
-SHORT FORM
| AYFKM | Are You Fucking Kidding Me? |
| BBMFIC | Big Bad Mother Fucker In Charge |
| DILLIGAF | Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck |
| FA | Fuck All |
| FFS | For Fuck's Sake |
| FIGJAM | Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me |
| FIIK | Fucked If I Know |
| FOAD | Fuck Off And Die |
| FUBAR | Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FYYFF | Fuck You You Fucking Fucker |
| GAGF | Go And Get Fucked |
| GFY | Go Fuck Yourself |
| GTFO | Get The Fuck Out |
| HMFIC | Head Mother Fucker In Charge |
| HTFU | Harden The Fuck Up |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A Fuck |
| IYGAF | If You Give A Fuck |
| JFGI | Just Fucking Google It |
| LMFAO | Laughed My Fucking Ass Off |
| MILF | Mum (Mom) I'd Like To Fuck |
| NFI | No Fucking Idea |
| NMFP | Not My Fucking Problem |
| RTFM | Read The Fucking Manual |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal All Fucked Up |
| STFU | Shut The Fuck Up |
| TOTGAF | Too Old To Give A Fuck |
| WOFTAM | Waste of Fucking Time and Money |
| WTF | What The Fuck |
| WTFIGO | What The Fuck Is Going On? |
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| u fuckin got this asshole? |
and, to all of u, fuckin asshole! FUCK word is also used by famous person..like...
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| upps.. not him.. :3 scroll down |
| General Custer | Where did all them fucking Indians come from? |
| Mayor of Hiroshima | "What the fuck was that?" |
| Captain of the Titanic | "Where's all the fucking water coming from?" |
| Michelangelo | "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?" |
| Einstein | "Any fucker could understand that." |
| Sean Penn | "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck" |
| John Lennon | "Is that a real fucking gun?" |
| Donald Campbell | "The fucking throttle is stuck." |
| Anne Boleyn | "Heads are going to fucking roll." |
| Richard Nixon | "Who's going to fucking know?" |
| Niki Lauda | "I thought I could fucking smell petrol." |
| Mark Thatcher | "What fucking map?" |
| Picasso | "It does fucking look like her." |
| Christopher Columbus | "Where the fuck are we?" |
| Michael Jackson | "It's a fucking skin condition" and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!" |
| Pythagoras | "How the fuck did you work that one out?" |
| Walt Disney | "Fuck a duck." |
| Joan of Arc | "I don't suppose it will fucking rain." |
| George Bush | "Fcuk! I can't spell." |
| Miss Marples | "I haven't got a fucking clue." |
| Noah | "Scattered showers, my fucking arse." |
| Donald Trump | "You're fucking fired!" |
| Judge Judy | "Shut the fuck up!" |
| Paris Hilton | "Fuck me." |
| Ronald Regan to the Pope | "Yes it does fucking hurt." |
| Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 | "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out" |
| John F Kennedy | "Who needs that fucking bubble top?" |
| John F Kennedy | "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head." |
| John F Kennedy Jr. | "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?" |
| Bill Clinton | "I should have fucked her." |
| Bill Clinton | "I didn't fucking inhale!" |
| Hurricane Katrina | "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers." |
| Leonardo da Vinci | "Call that a fucking smile?" |
| Sir Walter Raleigh | "That's another good cloak fucked!" |
| William Tell | "Keep Fucking Still." |
| Angela Merkel | "The greedy fuckers want how fucking much?" |
and please,please..be open minded..
why judging people?
r u good enough?
suci macam malaikat?
itu sahaja.. ok byeeee
